Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
He had one of those small greek statue penises
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
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