So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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