Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
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I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
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I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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