i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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