Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
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i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
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the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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