There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
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I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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