Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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