Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
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Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
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if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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