he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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