YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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