the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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