I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
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