you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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