Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
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We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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