i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
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Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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