I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Porn is love you can see.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
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You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
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We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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