my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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