I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Randomize
