...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
we should paint friendship bongs
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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