I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
She said her name was "party"
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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