where am i from again
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
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HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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