thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
3pm strippers are depressing
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
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You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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