So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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