Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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