I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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