if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
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You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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