And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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