You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Randomize
