My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Let's paint friendship bongs
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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