I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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