p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
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I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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