The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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