All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
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spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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