plz talk dirty to me
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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