Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
please come you make the beer taste better
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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