sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Randomize
