thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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