already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
