i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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