I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
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In other news, I just burned my penis
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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