Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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