Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
My Higher Power is John Stamos
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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