Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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