so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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