SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
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He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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