Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
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Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
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Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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