Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
this boner is exhausting
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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