your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
It's official drugs can't kill me
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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