Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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