can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
