This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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