Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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