just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
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This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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