I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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