Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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