chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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