I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
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I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
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I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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